In today’s world of electronics, gadgets, and TV, it’s no wonder that unemployment is so high. You may be thinking that this statement is completely false and has no real bearing on unemployment (you’re probably right) but, hear me out.

The iPhone is fast becoming one of the main attraction to people wanting to waste time playing games. There are thousands of games (tower defense, strategy, and more), applications, and useless apps available. It’s no wonder so many find themselves attached to the small screen.

While all of these and more have been responsible for millions of hours of lost time and productivity, a new “game” is set to be the mother of all time killers. Before revealing it’s name, it’s important to understand how these games affect the economy.

It’s so attracting … a cute game, a useful app, but that’s where it all starts. After a user begins to play, little do they see that time itself actually increases in speed during use! That may be hard to swallow but it’s actually true (unverified)…

I’m sure you’re starting to see how this affect the lives of so many innocent users… they start to play the game and miss deadlines, become late for work, stay up later, etc. Now you see why the over 20 million users of the iPhone are losing their jobs?

Furthermore, this problem is escalated for these poor souls when they try to “find work” but instead find themselves neck deep in the middle of an iPhone game completely unaware that time is speeding by and job interviews are being missed.

There is a new iPhone game set to be released that could make this problem even worse. We’re not talking about a little worse, but a global pandemic. Currently in the submission process with Apple to get listed in the App Store the new game “Warp Defense” has only been played by 20-30 users. The majority of which lost their jobs (unconfirmed), grew their hair out (due to loss of time), and are losing weight very quickly (actually a benefit of this satanic game).

Sure the game itself is a sweet “Tower Defense” game, it has an addicting game play, beautiful explosions, great music, and sweet graphics which could be nothing short of satanic. I do recommend you join me in NOT buying this evil application from the app store on the iPhone when Warp Defense is unleashed. Join me! Don’t purchase into the addicting and so called “entertaining” game ever to be played on a mobile device.

The game Warp Defense will hit the Apple app store in the beginning of August and info found in the below resource box.